For those that need a laugh...

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Dundee

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Annual event, this year is August 2020!!

Set aside that date in your calendar.
Come see in person... (or google up) the driest boating Regatta in the world.

On a dry river bed in the Northern Territory in Australia is the most prodigious boating event your ever likely to see.

The Henley on Todd Regatta (what a proper British name :) )



How much fun would it be to have an Alien Babble entry in 2020.
Looks like it might be up to me.

They say it has to be a boat...
A boat is a ship...
A space ship is a ship!!!

I might have to build a space ship and enter some events!!

How much fun would it be to all make a pilgrimage and enter.
 
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Dundee

Guest
Leta could be the captain,
Horsa could be the first mate,
Aurora and I can be the eye candy I mean engineering crew.
we could print Alien babble T_Shirts, have cards to hand out,
Make fake alien artifacts guaranteed to be authentic :)_
What a hoot.

Oh we would need tinfoil hats,
maybe set up a tent and run Tinfoil hat making classes.
haha
 
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HAL

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An Essex farm girl wanders into a bar in London.

Sits at a table where two men are discussing the superiority of their countries. They are drinking vodka.. The barman is quitly wiping the glasses; as barmen do.

One man, an Arab, finishes his drink, throws the glass in the air, and pulls out his Beretta, shoots the glass before it hits the floor. Says 'We have so much sand to make gasses, we need not drink from the same glass twice'. orders another drink.

The barman carries on wiping the glasses; he's seen this before.

The other man, a Russian, not to be beaten, downs his drink, throws the glass in the air and pulling a Kalashikov from his back-pack, does the same. ' This is crap vodka'. He says 'Only Russian Vodka is worth drinking' He then shoots all the vodka bottles on the shelf. ' No need to drink this bilge water twice ' he states. Then orders a whiskey.

The barman glances up, but carries on polishing glasses.

The Essex girl raises her G&T ' To the revolution' she declares. The other two raise their glasses. She pulls a over/under Purdy from inside her boot and shoots the two men.

Hmmm, says the barman, 'maybe a bit extreme, but why ?'.

Well, she says ' there are so many lunatic terrorist in London there is no reason to drink with the same ones twice'.

He smiles, passes her a new drink 'It's on the house'.
 
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Dr Wu

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"Mr Trump...it's time for your Tweet...."
 
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Dundee

Guest
What a sad situation that with all the clever comedy in the world all you two can post is political satire.
What a sad life.
Here you go starlet. Here is an opportunity to make one of your self indulgent witty (only to you) insults.

Who gives a toss about stupid politicians.
Here is what I find funny...

 
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Skarlett

Guest
What a sad situation that with all the clever comedy in the world all you two can post is political satire.
What a sad life.
Here you go starlet. Here is an opportunity to make one of your self indulgent witty (only to you) insults.

Who gives a toss about stupid politicians.
Here is what I find funny...


Don't talk down to me
 
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Dundee

Guest
Don't talk down to me
I'll talk how I want.
Here is a challenge Starlett.
Say something positive...about....something....anything.
See if your trollish brain is capable of something nice.
There is an old saying, "you do the crime, you do the time"
You behave like a troll, wear it.

I tool some time to look over your posts since you arrived here,
There is nothing positive, anywhere.
There was a brief moment of neutrality with me with respect to Aussie customs for two of three posts.
There is this common thread of humour?? Which is just political shit.

But the rest is smart ass comments, veiled or open insults.
WHY?

Leta has forgotten more than most of us will ever know,
Horsa is an honest gentle soul with a world of experience.
Hal is a long time researcher of UFOs with a life time of experience.
Doc as much as we disagree has also a world of experience, and research and science.

But all you do is troll...

Why?
 
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Skarlett

Guest
I'll talk how I want.
Here is a challenge Starlett.
Say something positive...about....something....anything.
See if your trollish brain is capable of something nice.
There is an old saying, "you do the crime, you do the time"
You behave like a troll, wear it.

I tool some time to look over your posts since you arrived here,
There is nothing positive, anywhere.
There was a brief moment of neutrality with me with respect to Aussie customs for two of three posts.
There is this common thread of humour?? Which is just political shit.

But the rest is smart ass comments, veiled or open insults.
WHY?

Leta has forgotten more than most of us will ever know,
Horsa is an honest gentle soul with a world of experience.
Hal is a long time researcher of UFOs with a life time of experience.
Doc as much as we disagree has also a world of experience, and research and science.

But all you do is troll...

Why?
How is it trolling?